Welcome, new recruits!

You have been automatically redirected to this page because you have recently been recruited by MP1 (Monster protection, First Unit).

Whether you’re a vampire, a werewolf, a slime beast, or a skeleton, you’ll soon be training in the latest spying techniques, learning to drive all manner of elite vehicles, and getting to grips with gadgets designed and create by our own brain-box, Professor Hubert Cubit, aka Cube.

In the meantime, I suggest you read and re-read the mission file of the world’s greatest vampire spy (his words, not mine), Fangs Enigma. ┬áTogether with his werewolf sidekick, Puppy Brown, Agent Enigma has battled bottom-burping bad guys, tackled tickling tricksters, protected precious princesses, grappled with greedy ghosts and much more.

To assist with your ongoing training, MP1 has now published Fangs’s exploits in book form with the help of award-winning author, Tommy Donbavand, and top publisher, Walker Books.

Please read and memorise this information.

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Phlem (head of MP1)